Take 1:Trying and failing horribly to soak Ben with a 'baby's medicene syringe'-full of water after he had soaked me earlier in the evening. Had I not been so intent on filming my hilarity, I might actually have been able to aim in his general direction.
Take 2: Trying to soak Ben with a 'cunningly-taped up kitchen sink spray hose' (say that quickly after a couple of glasses of wine). Only glancing him, I again failed miserabely.